Ultimate PJs

.. found these on the net .. unfortunately I did not create them ...

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of the ocean. You have 2 cigarettes and nothing else on the boat. You want to light one of the cigarettes -- how would you do it??

Answer:
Throw one of the cigarettes into the ocean. The boat becomes LIGHTER. So use it to light the cigarette!

... want another one ...

Question: My neighbour has three children. His second child's name is Chintu. What are the names of his other children ?

.. brace yourself ..

Answer: Chinone and Chinthree ...