So I was speaking to Naveen, my cousin (whom LP has met at my place). Apparently they have this custom in their class (he's studying in an engineering college) where any time anybody cracks a pj, there is a call out to every body in the vicinity, and the pj-cracker is hoisted and given bums mercilessly. And they don't call it 'pj'; instead they call it 'dj', which stands for "Daridra Joke" :-)
Anyway, here are a couple of example dj creations from his friends
i) A friend walks up to Naveen and asks him, "What is JPEG?".
Naveen: "It's an image format"
Friend: "No it's not"
Naveen: "OK enlighten me"
Friend: "JP is nothing but an anagram of PJ. And JPEg is an example of a pj"
ii) Junta are playing cricket. Somebody hits a shot, and the ball goes into a ditch. They are thinking of retrieving it, when somebody says, "It's very likely that if we continue to play, the ball will keep finding its way to the ditch. So why don't we just play in the ditch; that way there is no retrieving everytime?"
ps: Smithon had proclaimed that she would do a "PJ of the day" to uphold the proud tradition of pj's in Ithaca -- keep your promise, Smithon!
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